Monday, May 11, 2009

Sponge cake eaters- everything you needed to know about them

Sponge cake eater (noun):

A term, usually offensive, used to describe a person who ascribes to the philosophy of the sponge cake and searches for inherent sponge cake qualities in everything. If such qualities are not found the person will then dismiss the assessed item as intrinsically flawed and therefore of no positive value.

The term sponge cake eater cannot be applied to anyone who eats a sponge cake. A person may eat sponge cake, and possibly even enjoy eating sponge cake, without being a sponge cake eater. To be classified as a sponge cake eater a person must enjoy eating sponge cake and dislike other items because they lack the properties of sponge cake, for instance, dryness, airiness, and an over abundance of cream.

Sponge cake eater (alternative definition):

a person suffering from a medical and psychological condition with similar manifestations as above, only the person enjoys eating sponge cake and dislikes items dissimilar to sponge cake through involuntary means, such as previous head trauma or drug-induced psychosis.

Etymology:

A term with a contemporary origin first used to describe a person on the 12th of May, 2009 (click here for original reference).The term was derived from two terms:

sponge cake- a cake made from egg whites, flour, sugar and other stuff that originated by the early 19th century. It has a light, airy (and dry) texture and generally isn't the best type of cake.

eater- a living organism that consumes things.

Example of the use of the word:

Sam loved that her vegetarian cupcakes did not have a dry, airy texture. She was no sponge cake eater.

10 comments:

Sam-Is-Mad said...

Example of the use of the word:

Joab doesn't like Sam's cooking. He is a spongecake eater.

Juanita said...

Hello
I like sponge cake.
It's yum =)
Do you like sponge cake as well Desperado?

Desperado said...

I like lamingtons. They are like baby sponge cakes, and because they are small they lack the overall too-muchness of sponge cake. But my favourite food is green shopping bag handles. The best ever!

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